Hello, it's been a while. I just needed to come over here and mention that I just processed an order for a customer named James Kirwan
A good run by the numbers
2 - Number of new team mates gathered
1 - Number of hotel rooms destroyed
5 - Number of Mafia goons killed
60% - Percentage of those goons who died due to their own stupidity
1 - Number of cars destroyed
1 - Number of cars used in criminal activity, then reported stolen
1 - Number of actual Church relics recovered
0 - Number of Bastard Squad members killed (this time out)
1 - Number of times (this session) that James had to say "Sorry lass, I prefer to keep it in the species."
A bad way to spent Good Friday
All in all, I think a classic head spinning, pea soup vomiting possesion would have gone smoother. On us, anyway. But where's the fun in that?
But, we 1.) Had actual Church work, 2.) Saved the girl, 3.) None of us got killed!
And James gets reimbursed for the money paid to the street gang! Your tithes at work!